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Under Charges of Toilet Paper Possesion
Friday, November 9, 2007 @ 8:40 AM

Sushi conveyor belts just move a tad too slowly for my liking. Considering there was a larger array of plate colours than there was food, i had to often snap myself out of staring at the moving blurs of colour with the anticipation of a five year old splashed across my face. I hope no one noticed it though. But i mean, who wouldnt want to grab the soft shell crab sushi the moment it comes out. Besides im an 'A' level student. We are a deprived bunch.

I learnt a lesson yesterday and that is that eating too much is not very condusive for studying. But i shall cut the pretense that im even trying. Studying is getting really retarded at this stage. All that unconsequencial geog nonsense is no great bounty anyway considering how our examiners just love giving us such interesting and exotic questions.

Letters to Melbourne & King's College:

Hi sims family! We are so not carrying toilet paper for you! I would love to unfetter you guys from your toilet paper rations, and on the account that you're providing us lodging! But im certain you don't want us to be held in custody at the airport immigration office for possesion of suspicious articles. What if they think im a hiding coccaine in there or trafficking money or whatever fancy those customs officers have. I buy you toilet paper in Aust, how bout that. Christmas present. I'ld wrap it too. What coloured bow would you like? Make that satin bows as a bonus.

Hilary!!! Thanks for the mail! Want to go to Hokkaido next year? I need to get away from the sweltering urban temperatures here. We can sit among some cherry blossoms, eat sashimi at subzero degrees and imagine we're legendary samurai warriorstresses - if theres such a thing- who have emancipated female kind from their roles as subserviant to samurai men!

Man... Im so losing it.



1 Comments:

Blogger shu said...

CAN YOU TASTE THE FREEDOM RACH?! AHHAHA. ITS GONNA BE OVER SOON! (:

November 14, 2007 at 6:29 PM  

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